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   messageicon two young boys are lying in a snow bank outside of church with their pants down. when asked what they were doing they said "father likes a couple cold ones before mass begins"
←Rate | 08-21-2011 16:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me? Behave? Seriously... As a child I saw Tarzan strolling naked. Cinderella arrived home after midnight. Pinocchio told lies. Aladdin was a thief. Batman drove over 200 miles an hour. Snow White lived in a house with 7 men. It's not my fault!
←Rate | 09-06-2011 16:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Science Schmience. I think they've got it backwards. Birds don't fly south for the winter, they fly north for the summer. Nyah!
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:10 by MC Bird Brain Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow white lived with all those men & didn't once do any "favors" to get out of housework? Now THAT's a fairy tale.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 09:55 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon starin at a fluorescent light Above him watchin the dust bunny fall like snow.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 19:35 by X Comments (0)  


   messageicon yes winter is here .....let the relationships begin!!!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 15:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow...Im sittin at work watchin the snow fall... Its friggin October! Mother Nature must of finally hit menopause.. That fridgid b!tch made it snow!! Bring fall back!!!
←Rate | 10-27-2011 19:42 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I think about snow, it's a lot like thinking about sex. I want to ride it, bask in its glory, & go down on it.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 10:17 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim will have to go Kardashian through the snow on a one Whores open sleigh alone this Christmas.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 21:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why I love winter: 1. Christmas morning with my kids 2. Snow 3. My wife keeps her clothes on during sex. 4. Liquor in my car stays cold
←Rate | 11-13-2011 23:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some girls say that they need a boyfriend to keep them warm in the winter. I just bought a coat
←Rate | 11-14-2011 22:34 by Dr. Blazehawk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow White's heroin addiction.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 12:15 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance,' with a face like that!
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:35 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon not sure what is going on today but I think I released enough "natural gas" to supply my furnace for the winter...
←Rate | 11-20-2011 22:15 by dave INDY Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife wants me to go outside to put away the picnic table and umbrella away for the winter. How can she expect me to reach these things from the couch?...it's impossible. She just does not understand.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 09:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are a winter sport..
←Rate | 11-28-2011 15:00 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Belle: "My husband is a beast." Cinderella: "Mine still drives a pumpkin." Snow White: "My husband leaves me home with 7 little ones." Mermaid: "Mine wants me to use fishnet stockings." Sleeping Beauty: "I just pretend i'm asleep." Disney's Desperate Hous
←Rate | 12-07-2011 03:52 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon How's your Pagan/christian-Inspired, Secular Winter, Gift-giving, Observance Day shopping going?
←Rate | 12-08-2011 08:37 by Jerbear Comments (0)  


   messageicon go search google for let it snow. very cool effect.
←Rate | 12-17-2011 22:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to google and type in "let it snow" and snow started falling. So I typed "let it rain" and the strippers started falling to the floor.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 19:39 by jitneyman Comments (0)  



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