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   messageicon Don't you find those people who keep updating how many days to christmas annoying? Anyway it's 37 days to christmas.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 11:03 by HEX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since you're asking....I want a mistletoe belt buckle for Christmas.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 14:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm having a Deja vu of Christmas posts
←Rate | 11-19-2010 12:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if I tell my kids I'm calling Santa, will work after Christmas too!
←Rate | 11-19-2010 14:35 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon already on the naughty list. Santa... I can explain.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 03:07 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man basically goes through three phases in his life... He believes in Santa Claus...He doesn't believe in Santa Claus...He is Santa Claus.
←Rate | 11-20-2010 09:34 by The Chuckster Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are the people that leave their Christmas lights on the house and just turn them on in December smart or just plain lazy??
←Rate | 11-22-2010 07:11 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Christmas came early!!! Happy EIGHTEENTH Birthday Miley!!!
←Rate | 11-23-2010 13:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got Christmas spirit!! I just hung a little Christmas tree air freshener in my car.....ahhhhh smells like the holidays
←Rate | 11-23-2010 19:14 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked my kid, “Do you know why we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” He said, “Sure! It's so we know when to start Christmas shopping!”
←Rate | 11-24-2010 07:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (2)  


   messageicon My neighbor put up his Christmas lights today. I bet he's pissed that I beat him to it. I put mine up three years ago.
←Rate | 11-27-2010 13:47 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear radio stations. I appreciate that you waited until after Thanksgiving to start in with the Christmas music... but could you tone it down a little bit? You're gonna kill it for me if it goes on like this for a month. Thank you
←Rate | 11-27-2010 17:26 by ssortrebor Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♪ ♫ ♬ Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, you have more balls than me-ee. ♪ ♫ ♬
←Rate | 11-28-2010 15:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon LOCAL CHICKEN FARMER HIRING STAFF FOR XMAS, $ 19.50 HR. I told them about your experience handling c*ck, you start Monday......
←Rate | 11-28-2010 20:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can hardly stand the wait, please christmas don't be late!!
←Rate | 11-30-2010 03:24 by Charbel Elia Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I want for Christmas is the charges dropped.
←Rate | 11-30-2010 12:59 by Adam K Denny Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in WIKILEAKS plans to reveal what you are getting for Xmas......
←Rate | 11-30-2010 13:27 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anyone sees a bunch of people in their front yard tonight, don't be alarmed, were just christmas tree shopping.
←Rate | 11-30-2010 13:43 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel bad for Santa....the poor guy only comes once a year
←Rate | 11-30-2010 13:48 by Adam K Denny Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anyone sees a bunch of people in their front yard tonight, don't be alarmed, were just christmas tree shopping.
←Rate | 11-30-2010 17:14 Comments (0)  




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