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   messageicon Picture a fox. Wrong. They are smaller than that.
←Rate | 09-02-2013 09:38 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am so overwhelmed by the birthday love, and SO underwhelmed by the birthday gifts!!!!
←Rate | 09-04-2013 10:51 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had to sneeze but it never came out and now I'm afraid it's traveling around my body trying to find another exit.
←Rate | 09-07-2013 07:19 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: The higher pitched my "hey!" the greater the chance I don't remember who you are.
←Rate | 09-13-2013 05:46 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Huck this is an intervention "ok to who's wedding" no thats an invitation "aliens?!" thats an invasion "how--" HUCK YOU NEED TO GET A DICTIONARY
←Rate | 09-15-2013 07:03 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Study shows several boys not brought to the yard, despite allure of milkshake.
←Rate | 09-15-2013 07:10 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon or the millionth time, yes Pandora, I'm still listening. What are you my wife?
←Rate | 09-15-2013 07:20 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man this is a tough supermarket. Sign above the register says "12 items or else".
←Rate | 09-19-2013 11:15 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I read "Do not believe everything you read." Now I'm not sure whether to believe this or not.
←Rate | 09-22-2013 06:58 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just being ambidextrous.
←Rate | 09-23-2013 05:33 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they look.
←Rate | 09-24-2013 02:10 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your screenshots of text message conversations tell me: 1. you have a great sense of humor 2. to never trust you
←Rate | 09-24-2013 05:41 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet if you were in a city getting attacked by huge sci-fi monsters youd run and scream but in the back of your mind youd be like "awesome"
←Rate | 09-26-2013 05:36 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying I believe in the zombie apocalypse. I'm just saying Walmart.
←Rate | 09-27-2013 05:39 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wife fell asleep on the couch so I drew a spider on her glasses with dry erase marker. And now we wait...
←Rate | 10-02-2013 05:47 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bed designed like a toaster: it just launches your unwilling body out when the alarm goes.
←Rate | 10-05-2013 06:53 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much stuff to carry.
←Rate | 10-08-2013 05:32 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you’re having a bad day go ask a two-year-old to say Sasquatch
←Rate | 10-09-2013 05:52 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Confuse people who bring hotel breakfast to you in bed by exclaiming, "You shouldn't have! Did the children help?"
←Rate | 10-22-2013 05:52 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational statuses are hard
←Rate | 10-23-2013 01:33 by huck Comments (0)  


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