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   messageicon Black Friday... Where the difference between "in line" and "on-line" is about 3 1/2 hours.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 09:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great Black Friday deal!!! : Sleep..... $0
←Rate | 11-25-2011 09:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels like Simba in Lion King, you know that part where he's stuck in the stampede, and his dad dies saving him, but then later he meets Timon and Pumbaa... f*ck black friday I'm going home to watch Lion King."
←Rate | 11-25-2011 11:50 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday is when Kim Kardashian shops for a new husband.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 12:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday is all the companies telling you they could sell their products at these prices everyday of the year....kinda reminding of us of how stupid we are and how greedy they are!!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 13:32 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday... America's version of "Running of the bulls!"
←Rate | 11-25-2011 15:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Notice the same people that complain about being broke are the same people that are updating status saying out shopping on Black Friday.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 15:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of Black Friday? Waiting outside the stores for exhausted women on endorphin highs to come out.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 16:13 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon wish they had black friday deals for college tuitions tho..
←Rate | 11-25-2011 17:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only good Black Friday is the one with Chris Tucker and Ice Cube!!
←Rate | 11-25-2011 19:10 by OddEfeX Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to go get some buffalo wings from KFC and they were completely sold out! I'm not surprised. After all, it is black Friday.
←Rate | 11-25-2011 22:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Black Friday is over, wonder if Mexican Saturday means things are free??
←Rate | 11-26-2011 09:05 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they bought on Black Friday
←Rate | 11-26-2011 10:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so much for black friday at a bar
←Rate | 11-26-2011 17:09 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hate Mondays.Annoy Tuesday.Ignore Wednesday.Smile Thursday.Love Friday.Enjoy Saturday.Damn Sunday!
←Rate | 11-30-2011 01:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I disagree with Kay Jewelers. On any given Friday or Saturday night I'd bet more kisses start with Bud Light than Kay.
←Rate | 12-01-2011 09:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of big regret and big hangover for Sunday.
←Rate | 12-03-2011 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've come to the realization that I have attained the pinnacle of middle aged complacency. My Friday nights are mostly spent with the remote in one hand, and my b***s in the other.
←Rate | 12-06-2011 22:44 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just like Rebecca Black...it takes me until Friday to decide whether I'm sitting in the front or back seat.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 15:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparantly Friday was National Day of the Ninja. I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:23 by migasjoe Comments (0)  




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