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   messageicon A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a scale of 9 to 10, how would you rate me????
←Rate | 01-17-2012 23:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tonight looks like a good night to do all the nothing I have planned! !!!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever said “nothing is impossible” has obviously never seen me doing nothing.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:11 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:11 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spongebob: hey can I talk with you for a second? Squidward: I dont know thats a pretty long time
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:31 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon That depressing moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with :P
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:37 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Don't Be Smart With Me!".... Okay Mom,.... i'll just be dumb. Sounds great
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a serial killer in the house! NORMAL PEOPLE: "Call the police, let's get out of here!" IN MOVIES: "Let's go find him!"
←Rate | 11-03-2011 20:40 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon #iwasntthatDrunk "Dude, you made your girlfriend a sandwich!"
←Rate | 10-22-2011 16:17 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss being able to slam my phone shut when I hang up on somebody. Violently pressing "end call" just doesn't do it for me
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in my own home.......
←Rate | 04-21-2012 14:52 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who else thought Spongebob's parents were cookies?
←Rate | 10-29-2011 12:50 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I enjoy long walks on the Internet ;)
←Rate | 06-09-2012 14:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Too sexy that if you go out with just one person, everybody will get jealous & depressed therefore killing themselves.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 19:51 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you!!!!
←Rate | 11-13-2011 20:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to flip the page over.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 23:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who the fnck do you think you are and why are you breathing?!!
←Rate | 06-09-2012 14:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn't work that way. You're already hard to want..." -Peter Griffin
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:37 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its stupid when someone texts you first and they never reply after you text them back..
←Rate | 11-11-2011 00:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  




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