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   messageicon Facebook is the perfect tool for keeping in touch with people that you lost touch with for very good reasons.
←Rate | 10-27-2013 08:03 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cars should come with two horns: one that’s like “Hey guys!” & another that’s like “I will end you!”
←Rate | 10-10-2014 05:34 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, guy that puts the stickers on fruit....NOBODY likes you.
←Rate | 07-01-2012 07:13 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone really believe Bobby Brown even knew what a prerogative was?
←Rate | 08-11-2014 04:43 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just told the guy at the second drive-thru window that the guy at the first drive-thru window wants to fight him.
←Rate | 04-11-2014 05:25 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon "In 300 feet you will arrive at your destination. But it was never about the destination. You know that now." - Buddhist GPS
←Rate | 01-10-2014 10:55 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Long story short, I love summaries
←Rate | 11-19-2013 05:33 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I don't see color." - A person who shouldn't eat snow
←Rate | 12-27-2014 07:03 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Interest in the Bermuda Triangle disappeared. Seems suspicious.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 10:48 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon If knowing is half the battle, maybe its time to admit that you are losing the war.
←Rate | 11-28-2013 02:16 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don't wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
←Rate | 08-12-2013 08:28 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright, stop. Collaborate and drop and listen and roll. Ice is back with a confusing new fire safety video.
←Rate | 12-31-2013 06:56 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw A bumper sticker that said "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap" not sure if he was a proud fat man or a disgruntled kidnapper though.
←Rate | 11-23-2012 08:15 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Business Plan: 1. Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" 2. Whisper during the hug, "it's $50 to let go"
←Rate | 05-27-2013 08:34 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon As another summer movie blockbuster season begins. Once again, Hollywood denies us a Jake and the Fatman movie.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 07:06 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I save time by showing up at my doctor's appointment already wearing a paper gown
←Rate | 01-25-2015 06:04 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got some stain remover that takes out grass, urine, sweat, coffee, and lipstick stains. Sounds like quite an evening.
←Rate | 04-10-2013 06:34 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you own a body shop and it's not called "Auto Correct", then what's the point?
←Rate | 07-02-2016 07:30 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inventor of the bar code dies at 91. Several burial attempts will be made before a manager is called to enter him into the ground manually.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 06:00 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep calm and massively overuse a slogan
←Rate | 02-27-2014 05:26 by Huck Comments (0)  




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