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   messageicon i wonder if they threaten Spongebob's job tonight....all parents are hoping
←Rate | 10-11-2012 19:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i only have 1 question for Bruce Jenner. after he becomes woman, will he change his name to "Jenny Brucer" ?
←Rate | 04-24-2015 21:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought of going Amish once....I didn't have the WHEEL POWER to do it
←Rate | 11-07-2014 02:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your Tupperware has "nutrition facts" on the side of the container, you might be a redneck
←Rate | 08-01-2017 01:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon today Obama signed the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA)....is it still legal to tell my gf to make me a sandwich?
←Rate | 03-07-2013 15:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy labor day to all the moms out there....oh, you mean that's not what it means?
←Rate | 09-02-2012 20:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"im thankful the idiot with the gun was too drunk to aim "---living turkey
←Rate | 11-05-2011 20:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I should just change my name to "Han" because it looks like I'm gonna stay solo *forever alone*
←Rate | 01-05-2013 00:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon im not lazy...my body is just an environmentalist that likes to conserve energy
←Rate | 02-11-2013 22:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon people get so mad at me in the self-checkout lane....i stand there checking myself out just like the name says. they say I take too long
←Rate | 03-01-2013 02:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon too bad Mr. Rogers isnt still alive to have facebook & do the games...then he really can be our neighbor
←Rate | 09-16-2011 21:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like WcDonald's....I prefer Mendy's
←Rate | 03-09-2018 03:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when a friend messages you a GIF image for your birthday, is that a birthday GIFt ?
←Rate | 08-27-2018 21:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you burn the turkey, just tell the family they're eating blackbird
←Rate | 11-24-2016 06:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was out there on a boat or scuba diving, It'd be "shart week" for me
←Rate | 07-27-2017 03:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sure the white house has leaks....it's an old building
←Rate | 08-11-2017 05:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only person wondering why Bernie Sanders never joined the military to someday be a colonel?
←Rate | 04-09-2016 22:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon automatic doors make me feel like a jedi
←Rate | 05-03-2015 21:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget Mardi Gras....for me every Tuesday is a fat Tuesday
←Rate | 03-04-2014 20:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to be treated like a king... so I thought of going to Burger King & lying about it being my birthday
←Rate | 05-07-2014 22:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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