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   messageicon wonders if dogs do it human style
←Rate | 01-16-2013 00:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I go to the store looking for paper towel, I feel like a BOUNTY hunter
←Rate | 03-09-2017 20:42 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if they threaten Spongebob's job tonight....all parents are hoping
←Rate | 10-11-2012 19:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a facebookworm
←Rate | 11-24-2011 01:18 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i only have 1 question for Bruce Jenner. after he becomes woman, will he change his name to "Jenny Brucer" ?
←Rate | 04-24-2015 21:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought of going Amish once....I didn't have the WHEEL POWER to do it
←Rate | 11-07-2014 02:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your Tupperware has "nutrition facts" on the side of the container, you might be a redneck
←Rate | 08-01-2017 01:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon today Obama signed the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA)....is it still legal to tell my gf to make me a sandwich?
←Rate | 03-07-2013 15:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy labor day to all the moms out there....oh, you mean that's not what it means?
←Rate | 09-02-2012 20:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"im thankful the idiot with the gun was too drunk to aim "---living turkey
←Rate | 11-05-2011 20:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon automatic doors make me feel like a jedi
←Rate | 05-03-2015 21:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget Mardi Gras....for me every Tuesday is a fat Tuesday
←Rate | 03-04-2014 20:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to be treated like a king... so I thought of going to Burger King & lying about it being my birthday
←Rate | 05-07-2014 22:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only person wondering why Bernie Sanders never joined the military to someday be a colonel?
←Rate | 04-09-2016 22:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you burn the turkey, just tell the family they're eating blackbird
←Rate | 11-24-2016 06:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like WcDonald's....I prefer Mendy's
←Rate | 03-09-2018 03:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was out there on a boat or scuba diving, It'd be "shart week" for me
←Rate | 07-27-2017 03:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sure the white house has leaks....it's an old building
←Rate | 08-11-2017 05:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon theres too many car dealers around so I'm gonna go different... I'm gonna sell unicycles. i'll be the only one in the region so I'll get all the sales
←Rate | 10-19-2011 12:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon we stuff the turkey but in the end the turkey stuffs us
←Rate | 11-24-2011 16:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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