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   messageicon Hey Karma, I got a list of people you missed."
←Rate | 03-09-2012 13:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being Single on Valentine's Day just reminds how pathetic some people are, and how awesome I still am for Being Single on Valentine's Day."
←Rate | 02-13-2013 17:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I mad 9.9 million dollars a year,.. a b*tch wouldn't be my problem either."
←Rate | 05-21-2010 16:09 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is an "A" and "B" conversation, so "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" and "F"'s you up like a "G" :)
←Rate | 04-17-2011 00:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call of Duty.. Helping Guys like me who don't play the game get laid since 2003."
←Rate | 03-16-2012 01:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon never shout out "Fruit Cake" at a gay wedding. You never know who your gonna offend."
←Rate | 09-01-2010 12:42 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me, or is each "next big thing" getting less and less big and nexty, and a lot more thingy?
←Rate | 03-03-2011 18:39 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care when a girl puts me in 'the friend', 'creeper' or 'getting a restraining order against zone'... it's their loss, not mine."
←Rate | 08-16-2013 05:17 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep; if I die before I wake ... will someone please delete my internet browser history."
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:25 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon All right, let's solve this once and for all. It was ME who pushed Humpty Dumpty, I also took Little Bo Peeps sheep for ransom, I was the one who let the dogs out and stole the cookies from the cookie jar. So there!!"
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:21 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon does anyone still miss the old facebook?.. yeah that's what I thought, sell-outs."
←Rate | 08-18-2010 22:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me get this right, I cant legally smoke marajuana, yet I can go to my local gun store and buy a Semi Automatic Machine Gun, a couple of grenades and all the ammo I want? Now who's the one that's been smoking something here?"
←Rate | 11-09-2010 10:20 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon if You're "Sexy and You Know it"... I think you should know that Nobody give's a f*ck but you and you should know it!"
←Rate | 11-15-2011 23:03 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Steve Martin had his first kid today at the age of 67... and that is how it's done. Happy Valent Times day to him."
←Rate | 02-14-2013 12:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I had the ability to see 5 seconds into the future so I could know whether to slam the door in someone's face or hold it for them based on whether they thank me or not."
←Rate | 04-20-2012 16:28 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon s on a Facebook Dating Application!!.. And You Wouldn't Believe All these Celebrity Looks-A-like's that want to Hook up with me!! I'm Gonna be Dating a girl that looks like Miley Cyrus Suckahs!!"
←Rate | 02-03-2010 15:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will take a chance, I will Dance until the Day I Die, I will never look back.. Did I really need Katy Perry to tell me all that? No, But after watchin' her music video. I will dream like a teenager tonight."
←Rate | 09-19-2010 23:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎is So,.. Just in case all Hell does freeze over, What's your Number?"
←Rate | 07-11-2010 19:59 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Wake me up when I am Sober, When I'm not so drunk and so hungover. This Entire time I didn't know I was getting so tore up. This entire time I didn't know I was getting this f**ked up... I didn't know, I didn't know!..." ♫
←Rate | 10-30-2013 03:21 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon now that were all out of the car, I'm just gonna tell everybody since I have to go to the bathroom now. That when everybody thought that it was a dead skunk on the road,.. that's not what it was."
←Rate | 07-20-2010 17:27 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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