trump Funny Status Messages

   Really miss the days when the biggest scandal was that Trump drank water with two hands and ate chicken with a fork.

   The left is like, I paid $7.00 for gal. gas, $8.00 for gal. milk, rent is twice my monthly income, there’s shortages of everything, crime is surging, the world’s on the brink of chaos, but I’m happy because Trump isn’t in office.

   Well…. It’s “we finally got Donald Trump day” again.

   Trump 2024

   Things were much better on the tweeting Trump Train than they are on the sinking Biden Boat.

   2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics..

   You can’t say that President Trump hasn’t Tweeted you well.

   If Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family.

   Trump has decided to build a wall around the FBI Building.

   Some people seem to like Trump. Others like Hillary, or Bernie. Just be happy you live somewhere that you have a choice, just don't waste it...

   It's gotten so bad that Trump has reached out to Puerto Rico and asked for the paper towels back..

   Everyone who blamed Trump for everything, are suddenly not blaming Biden for anything.

   Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven.

   President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.

   The only reason I would want to see Donald Trump elected as president is so we could see what his hair does when he gets off of that big helicopter...

   Trump or Hillary? Top socket or bottom socket?

   I'm in a book store and a liberal clerk helped me. I asked for the new Trump book on his immigration policy. She said, "F-you! Get out and stay out! I go, "Yes, that's it, do you have it in paperback?"

   BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands to know what country Latifah is the queen of...

   Whoppi threatening to leave the US if Trump is elected is like an endorsement for Trump

   Dont blame me. I voted for Trump.