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   messageicon The first five days after the weekend are always hard.
←Rate | 01-13-2023 04:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the weekend goes as planned, it will not include any actual plans.
←Rate | 05-09-2022 02:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a colonoscopy on Friday. Just let me say there are some things you should never use a Groupon for.
←Rate | 11-23-2019 07:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gun sales hit #1 record for a Black Friday sales item.
←Rate | 11-27-2017 04:50 Comments (3)  


   messageicon I hate when we go on a weekend trip and my wife forgets to pack her vagina.
←Rate | 10-04-2021 11:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm having a quarintine party this weekend. None of you are invited
←Rate | 03-23-2020 06:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Extra hour of sleep this weekend. I mean, unless you're a parent. Then it's just like, more morning.
←Rate | 11-05-2016 14:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to a Black Friday thing a my sweetheart’s house… all clothes were 100% off.
←Rate | 11-25-2017 05:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's proudly wave our American flags made in China this weekend.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:23 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The only difference between a weekday and a weekend is which boss is telling me to do things.
←Rate | 05-11-2018 22:31 by @thecatwhisperer Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beginning to question my plans to go yachting with Robert Wagner this weekend.
←Rate | 02-11-2018 14:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Giving my liver a Rocky Balboa style pep talk for the upcoming weekend.
←Rate | 06-05-2020 12:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unless you woke up inside a live shark, I don't want to hear about your weekend.
←Rate | 12-12-2011 16:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come today is Monday when yesterday was only Friday??
←Rate | 12-03-2012 06:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea.
←Rate | 12-29-2016 16:57 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls
←Rate | 11-22-2012 19:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you bought a fruitcake this weekend, you have until March 2035 to eat it.
←Rate | 11-28-2016 06:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just did my own taxes . I should be in jail by Friday.
←Rate | 02-03-2021 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ask me, every Friday is a Good Friday.
←Rate | 04-14-2017 11:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Friday" is an old Indian word that means "Just two more days until Monday."
←Rate | 10-13-2017 06:05 Comments (0)  




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