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   messageicon I bought a new Christmas Tree today. The shop owner said to me, "Are you going to put that up yourself?", "No" I replied, "I was thinking to put it in the Lounge!"
←Rate | 11-20-2017 05:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With Christmas just around the corner, it's important to remember to never trust electronics buying advice from people who have Beats headphones.
←Rate | 11-09-2017 09:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Halloween is over time to put up the Christmas decorations.
←Rate | 11-01-2017 00:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know it's early..but I often forget things, so I've just written my letter to Santa, warning him not to drink the milk at Bill Cosby's place!!
←Rate | 10-10-2017 13:13 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to confuse people this Halloween? Wear a Santa Claus suit as your costume.
←Rate | 10-10-2017 07:07 by Jake Comments (2)  


   messageicon It's October...Which means it's time for people to put up the Christmas decorations they took down in July.
←Rate | 10-08-2017 11:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.
←Rate | 05-03-2017 18:26 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well Easter is almost over, just saw Walmart employees putting up Christmas Decorations......
←Rate | 04-16-2017 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All of these special little "holidays..." I heard they were gonna have a national "I Don't Give A Sh*t" day... But no one gave a sh*t so it never happened.
←Rate | 04-10-2017 21:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm finally opening my Christmas gifts. I have to hand it to my family, when you talk about recycling, they define the term. The boxes are old. I mean boxes with Christmas Seals on them from 1957 and held t
←Rate | 01-10-2017 13:35 by Quotacious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well the Christmas tree is out of the house, and back on the rear view mirror.
←Rate | 01-09-2017 09:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life was a lot easier when I believed in Santa Claus. . .
←Rate | 01-06-2017 14:19 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic.
←Rate | 01-06-2017 08:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Slightly used Christmas tree only one month old. Paid $60. Looking for $40. No low ballers. Serious inquiries only.
←Rate | 01-03-2017 05:54 by GlimmerTriplet Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you got a big screen TV for Christmas be sure to put the empty box with your neighbor's trash. That way, their house will get robbed and not yours.
←Rate | 12-30-2016 06:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of my biggest fears is I'll marry into a family that runs 5Ks on holidays
←Rate | 12-29-2016 14:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone tell me when Santa is coming? He forgot some of the stuff I asked for
←Rate | 12-29-2016 10:35 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gave Santa Chocolate Laxative chip cookies...
←Rate | 12-28-2016 21:09 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I loved anything as much as Santa loves rich kids.
←Rate | 12-28-2016 12:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore.
←Rate | 12-27-2016 19:36 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


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