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   messageicon Common divorce : $10,000-$30,000, Box of 22 shells $7.28, You do the math...
←Rate | 11-30-2010 15:38 by rll Comments (1)  


   messageicon I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 11:23 by rll Comments (0)  


   messageicon The main trouble with mental notes is, the ink fades so fast.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 11:22 by rll Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any intelligent man who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
←Rate | 10-31-2010 17:37 by rll Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
←Rate | 10-31-2010 17:33 by rll Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
←Rate | 10-29-2010 14:35 by rll Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
←Rate | 10-28-2010 17:45 by RLL Comments (1)  


   messageicon Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....
←Rate | 10-23-2010 11:18 by rll Comments (0)  


   messageicon As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point up
←Rate | 10-22-2010 11:43 by rll Comments (0)  


   messageicon Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
←Rate | 10-22-2010 11:41 by rll Comments (0)  



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