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   messageicon I was grateful for the fact that Facebook now groups similar posts (i.e. "10 of your friends posted about Valentine's Day"), so I can just skip past them. Unfortunately, I have friends that can't spell 'Valentine'. LOL
←Rate | 02-14-2012 21:49 by PTV Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's a drinking game for you; take a drink every time someone posts "happy new year" on your Facebook. Make sure you aren't driving after this game because you will likely have too many friends stating the obvious.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 11:03 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon So is it the 3rd or 4th refill of water into the nearly empty liquid soap bottle that makes you ghetto?
←Rate | 12-29-2011 00:08 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever you feel like an idiot, just remember that flushing the toilet correctly already makes you less of an idiot than someone else
←Rate | 08-17-2011 23:22 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drinking; for those times where the most economical choice is a vacation that's close to home
←Rate | 07-21-2011 21:12 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always delete people from facebook, but when I do, I prefer they constantly try to re-friend me and poke me. Stay desperate my ex-friends
←Rate | 06-25-2011 11:37 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey look on the bright side LeBron. you have all those endorsement deals including the one who just called for you. wants you to be the new face of the board game "sorry"
←Rate | 06-13-2011 01:15 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like how Facebook tells me I found these friends using their friend finder. um no I found these friends before I had hair on my balls back when I could have been rich had I thought of Facebook
←Rate | 06-08-2011 22:31 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon That frustrating feeling when the microwave trips the circuit breaker and you have no idea how much longer your lunch needs to be nuked
←Rate | 06-07-2011 13:33 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon A thunderstorm is God's way of saying his electronics will always be better than yours
←Rate | 05-25-2011 22:18 by PTV Comments (0)  



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