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   messageicon Ralph Macchio is 50. Pat Morita was 52 when the Karate Kid opened,,,,fact check next time!
←Rate | 10-29-2013 12:35 by hihuggiehi Comments (2)  


   messageicon An apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 21:55 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The 5-second rule should also apply to anything a guy says to a woman. If she looks like she is getting angry, we have 5-seconds to take it back.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 14:01 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 14:00 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon No Hulu, no ads are relevant to me, because I lack the funds to have any purchasing power whatsoever.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 13:59 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid-air I would probably eat it.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 13:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging by how much I like to crawl back under the covers in the morning I think I'd make a pretty awesome turtle.
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:10 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get pulled over again, I am gonna sing the "Like a good neighbor State Farm is there" song and wave both hands at the police officer like I am doing a magic trick.
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:08 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon When asked which method of payment will be used, I always put "in collections".. that way they can just skip the middle man.
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:07 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon A girl just asked what I would call a girl who would do just about anything sexually on the first date. I told her I would call her a...mediately!!!
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:05 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  



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