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   messageicon My favorite bible verse is Lunch 12:45
←Rate | 10-18-2021 09:04 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wear a mask. I'm vaccinated. You other inbreds our there in the midwest driving around your pickup trucks with 3 teeth and a mullet can contract the virus, spread it to your family and have the whole lot of them cease to breathe.
←Rate | 08-24-2021 10:26 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am "I remember when Saturday Night Live Was Funny" years old.
←Rate | 04-05-2021 13:15 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congrats Khloe Kardashian! You're father was granted parole!
←Rate | 07-20-2017 15:55 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's probably called almond milk because nut juice doesn't sound as enticing..
←Rate | 07-13-2017 09:12 by Yaj Comments (3)  


   messageicon It was nice to see Rose from the Titanic do the coin toss..
←Rate | 02-06-2017 09:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never criticise your husband's faults. It may have been those little imperfections which stopped him from getting a better wife.
←Rate | 12-29-2016 13:01 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I heard a guy on the street say, 'It's chowder season, baby!' so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words
←Rate | 12-09-2016 07:18 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
←Rate | 05-13-2016 15:51 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money
←Rate | 02-11-2016 22:23 by Yaj Comments (0)  



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