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   messageicon Cruel irony: the owner of Segway died in a Segway accident yesterday. Google it, it happened.
←Rate | 09-27-2010 18:24 by RandomGirlie Comments (6)  


   messageicon if "Fe" on the periodic table of the elements is iron, does that make females iron males?
←Rate | 05-26-2010 18:01 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever look at someone and think, "Nice cage, no bird"?
←Rate | 05-07-2010 11:39 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Glow-in-the-dark condoms: now you see it, now you don't!
←Rate | 05-06-2010 14:59 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It took me many years to lose my mind. Why the hell would I want a piece of yours?
←Rate | 05-06-2010 14:41 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why the chick who flipped me off in the parking lot this morning couldn't find a better use for that finger. She could have been so much happier!
←Rate | 05-01-2010 00:28 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rental advertising terminology: Cute=OMG, my closet is bigger than this. Charming=houses still had dirt floors when this was built. Close to transportation=right next to the railroad tracks. One month FREE=your neighbors are crackheads.
←Rate | 04-29-2010 21:12 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks she settled the argument over whether you refer to a carbonated beverage as "soda, pop, or Coke"....it's "chaser!"
←Rate | 04-24-2010 11:42 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon asks: Is it wrong to want to be the designated driver just so you can drop obnoxious drunk a$$holes off at random houses that aren't theirs?
←Rate | 04-22-2010 23:43 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon told the boss today that there was no W-F-A-Y I could do the job the way he wanted me to. He said, "But there's no 'F-in-way!!" I said, "Exactly!"
←Rate | 04-22-2010 17:57 by RandomGirlie Comments (0)  



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