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   messageicon After spending the night with a stripper named KARMA last night, the phrase "Karma is coming for you" took on a whole new meaning!
←Rate | 07-23-2013 15:19 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't wear a yellow hat when he goes to the zoo because he doesn't want any of the monkeys following him home.
←Rate | 07-02-2013 19:11 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Garbage men are the least respected civil servants. They work just as hard as firemen and cops, but no one ever calls them heroes. Probably because they smell like used tampons and old Chinese food.
←Rate | 06-30-2013 14:12 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon used to go to random weddings back in the day just to put a picture of his junk on every disposable camera.
←Rate | 06-25-2013 16:24 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels sorry every summer for anyone named Eve.
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:16 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves dating defense attorneys because they are incredibly good at getting guys off.
←Rate | 05-30-2013 14:43 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bert and Ernie are a perfect closeted TV couple. You are not sure they are gay, but you can't prove they aren't.
←Rate | 05-24-2013 14:03 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon your outfit makes you look like a stripper. A high end stripper for governors and athletes, but a stripper nonetheless.
←Rate | 05-22-2013 14:17 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon has pants that say Snickers on them because they are packed with nuts and they always satisfy.
←Rate | 05-19-2013 14:43 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon has found that the best thing about dating a homeless woman is that when the night's over, you can drop her off anywhere.
←Rate | 05-16-2013 15:21 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  



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