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   messageicon Our society views heroine and alcohol overdose as a tragic accident, I call that suicide accomplished...
←Rate | 07-17-2013 12:05 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are for two people, but some people just don't know how to count...
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:14 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pregnancy- The number 1 cause of arranged marriages
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:10 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:09 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes sex drive by 95% - it's called Wedding Cake
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:08 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a cooking show, it would be called Do You Smell Something Burning?
←Rate | 06-15-2012 12:02 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am willing to promise my kids anything just so they go away for a while. I learned that trick from the government.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 11:45 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently "A meal for two with a terrible view" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 13:36 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:35 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not really marriage material... since I still have hopes and dreams.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:30 by Missy Comments (0)  



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