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   messageicon How am I suppose to know that you're happy and you know it if you don't clap your hands?
←Rate | 08-09-2021 11:24 by Me Comments (0)  


   messageicon After this pandemic is over, I don't want to see any more memes claiming that you could live in a cabin alone for a full year for a million dollars. You literally couldn't stay in your house for 5 days to save your grandmother, soooo......
←Rate | 04-29-2020 18:34 by Me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Probably the worst thing to hear when wearing that new bikini is, "Good for you".
←Rate | 06-03-2016 18:10 by Me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gorilla Lives Matter
←Rate | 06-02-2016 12:02 by ME Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bad things happen when you try to multitask with a single task brain.
←Rate | 08-23-2013 15:04 by me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im using internet explorer so I hope this isnt too late. Happy new year 2009
←Rate | 06-12-2013 11:47 by Me Comments (0)  


   messageicon My best friend in Florida won the power 540 million power ball....Okay, I haven't actually met him yet but I am sure we will be the best friends forever.
←Rate | 05-19-2013 08:59 by Me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Studies show that California has the highest rate of Adultery and Depression....It's a sad State of affairs.
←Rate | 05-17-2013 09:04 by Me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Long Island ice tea proves that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
←Rate | 05-10-2013 16:46 by Me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Conversations that start with "Don't get mad" seldom end that way.
←Rate | 05-05-2013 07:46 by Me Comments (0)  



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