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   messageicon Look on the bright side Redskin fans...Anything is possible and maybe the Rams will trade three 1st round picks back for RGIII. ;)
←Rate | 11-16-2014 23:38 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a special place in Hell for people that pass memes off as their own
←Rate | 07-25-2014 11:24 by ef Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went out to a "Soul Food" restaurant for dinner last night. My waiter was African-American and put my food down in front of another white guy who looked nothing like me. I get it now..........Wait, oh sorry, that's not my waiter
←Rate | 12-29-2013 20:47 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I still haven't been able to deal with the fact that Jessica Simpson has had two children and didn't name either one "Homer"
←Rate | 12-29-2013 04:36 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News!!! It is okay to "NOT" get in a debate on a Facebook status if you really have no idea what you are talking about. You can just move on to a cat picture or something you understand and comment on that..
←Rate | 12-28-2013 11:01 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm working on my 2014 New Year's Resolutions List 1. On January 1st, "Express order" workout equipment. 2. January 2nd workout with new equipment 3. January 3rd "Place Ad to sell workout equipment at 1/2 price"
←Rate | 12-26-2013 22:28 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about you but I'm that guy who will strike up a conversation with you while waiting in a long line.Tell a joke to all the people standing there to change their day and mine also. I enjoy people..... and life is too short!
←Rate | 12-26-2013 19:51 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I want for Christmas is NO MORE GAME REQUESTS!!! Thank you!!
←Rate | 12-25-2013 06:19 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa....I've been good for the last hour
←Rate | 12-24-2013 22:24 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I prefer to use the bathroom naked w/ the door wide open. Sorry if this interferes with your idea of a "safe & fun work environment" Kathy.
←Rate | 12-24-2013 06:52 by EF Comments (0)  



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