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   messageicon If you're playing with your X-Box all day, she'll break up with you and some dude will be playing with your ex's box all night.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 09:24 by dragon-king Comments (3)  


   messageicon showed my son the switch that makes the fridge light go off when the door closes. He looked at me like I'd just shot Santa in the nuts.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 09:35 by dragon-king Comments (0)  


   messageicon I slap my own ass when having sex cause I'm that kinky. . . And alone.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 09:30 by dragon-king Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Now if I could just figure out something to do with my hands, I'd be set!" - Every white guy while dancing, ever.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 09:28 by DRAGON-KING Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to help support the Greek Debt Crisis by eating more Greek Dressing . . . .and Bakliva
←Rate | 05-07-2010 10:04 by dragon-king Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Michael's heart: just couldn't Beat It . . . too soon? too soon?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 23:14 by Dragon-king Comments (0)  


   messageicon you`ll notice after reading this notice, that this notice isn`t worth noticing
←Rate | 06-17-2009 09:16 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why, if vegetarian food tastes so good, do they keep eating Turkey-flavored this, Sausage-like that, and Meat-like Balls Marinara?
←Rate | 06-17-2009 09:15 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  


   messageicon No trees were harmed in the posting of this Facebook status, but several million electrons were mildly inconvenienced.
←Rate | 06-17-2009 09:15 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  


   messageicon drinking till I'm someone else's problem
←Rate | 06-03-2009 08:48 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  



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