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   messageicon Men! If you don't sleep with them, they never call...if you do sleep with them, they never call. You may as well get a good f**k out of the deal.
←Rate | 05-13-2013 12:32 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm convinced that someone could start a facebook page that featured nothing but hideous women with three heads, and there'd still be guys that would comment, " Hola, mamacita, man joo shood come over to mi casa!"
←Rate | 05-02-2013 09:02 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon March. In like a lion, out like a...hang on...wind chill of 34 degrees here in Orlando right now?....Okay....in like a lion, out like a Honey badger.
←Rate | 03-27-2013 09:07 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to know who Jimmy Fallon blew to get his late night TV show.
←Rate | 03-04-2013 20:24 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine."
←Rate | 02-10-2013 07:09 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think of a number between 68 and 70....
←Rate | 01-27-2013 13:29 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon As far as I'm concerned, it was false advertising. When I transferred funds to the seller, I had no idea that I was buying a dog, not a candy factory. Chocolate Lab indeed....
←Rate | 01-18-2013 20:20 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love New England!!! (Clam Chowder)
←Rate | 01-13-2013 16:39 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men Eve could have married, and she didn't have to hear about how well Adam’s mother cooked.
←Rate | 01-07-2013 19:00 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say I'm done with a facebook chat, that doesn't mean you can keep typing for another 20 minutes. It means I'M DONE CHATTING!
←Rate | 12-28-2012 22:51 by Anita Dicken Comments (0)  



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