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   messageicon Marys dragging me to some play tonight #bored #killme
←Rate | 01-29-2015 08:30 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny how when I see someone from High School I suddenly hve a great job and am trying to stick a key in a car I in the parking lot that I could never afford!
←Rate | 04-02-2013 21:42 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Mars Rover reports there are only 167 Starbucks on Mars!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 17:28 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I married my wife for her looks........just not the ones she's been giving me lately!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 13:11 by Abraham lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many divorced men does it atke to change a light bulb?......No one knows they never keep the house!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 12:20 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what hurts my wrist more, playing volleyball or watching women's volleyball!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 10:16 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny how the Chinese are competing to win back medals they probably made a month ago!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 10:15 by Abraham lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Olympian's earn their medals every 4yrs........In Afghanistan our servicemen earn their medals every day!!!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 09:26 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon I walked into the Dentist's office and he asked me what the problem was and I said ''Doc, I think I'm a Giant Moth!'' He said ''You need a Psychiatrist not a Dentist, why did you come in here?'' I told him ''The light was on!!!''
←Rate | 08-07-2012 08:57 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how old you are an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a Sword!
←Rate | 08-07-2012 08:53 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  



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