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   messageicon In retaliation for the genocide of their people the Indians today magnificently beat the Cowboys in a game of football! All is even!
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:20 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will no longer need your services REAL LIFE...I Now have MineCraft!
←Rate | 08-19-2012 13:10 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most important thing I learned today: My Talk to kids/Nice voice sounds INCREDIBLY HOMOSEXUAL
←Rate | 07-13-2012 19:27 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there's one thing Ripley taught me it was never trust a Droid - Team Apple
←Rate | 06-17-2012 13:01 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The wife and I to spice things up have been getting into S&M. But it can be dangerous so you have to have a safety word. Mine is "bor....ing"
←Rate | 05-18-2011 00:15 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does the Pope mobile have bulletproof glass? If the Pope is afraid to die, what chance does anyone else have!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 00:36 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Nut I busted yesterday was so good it's still on my mind today at work. I'm totally having Pistachios again tonight
←Rate | 04-20-2011 13:35 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just found out there is an "acceptable" amount of radioactive iodine in water.
←Rate | 03-23-2011 03:25 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thx Burger King breakfast for letting me experience Prison Food!
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:37 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I wanted to listen to someone bi!ch, complain and act like there better than everyone else I'd listen to RAP music
←Rate | 03-16-2011 01:16 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  



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