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   messageicon "We be bobsleddin'." The Winter Olympics Bobsled Team
←Rate | 02-13-2018 07:22 by PastaFazool Comments (0)  


   messageicon So irritating that my kid gets a text to tell him school is closed for snow day. He should have to stare at the news channel crawl for 45 minutes like I did
←Rate | 01-18-2018 21:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter storm named Grayson sounds like it should be wearing a tweed jacket
←Rate | 01-06-2018 02:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One good thing about this winter snow storm, is it makes my lawn look as good as my neighbors.
←Rate | 01-03-2018 14:12 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon So cold don's toupee flew south for the winter
←Rate | 01-02-2018 03:23 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lefties eat yellow snow on Winter Solstice.
←Rate | 12-25-2017 14:17 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I must be getting old. Since when does 2 to 4 inches of snow become a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called flurries, and we complained it wasn't enough to even have a good snowball fight, let along close schools.
←Rate | 12-24-2017 18:25 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (2)  


   messageicon This is the first good sized snow fall of the season and honestly the weather on TV is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a two.
←Rate | 12-24-2017 18:21 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon How was the winter solstice? I missed it because the stores were out of solstice glasses
←Rate | 12-24-2017 18:17 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon it safe to take off my Winter Solstice Glasses yet?
←Rate | 12-22-2017 17:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I waited too long.. The stores ran out of winter solstice glasses.
←Rate | 12-21-2017 15:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Russia’s been barred from the 2018 Winter Olympics. No word yet on whether they’ll be barred from the 2018 U.S. elections.
←Rate | 12-12-2017 07:00 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Global Warming must be true, it seems a lot of snow flakes are melting this year.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 18:00 Comments (2)  


   messageicon It looks like everyone wants Jon Snow to play NFL...he wont bend a knee
←Rate | 09-27-2017 04:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need drugs to have a good time. But I do need them to focus, avoid depression, survive winter, fall asleep, stay awake, control my blood pressure, calm myself down, and to avoid choking the hell out of stupid people.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 11:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon * A russian couple, Rudolf & Tosha are driving home. Tosha: Looks like it's starting to snow. Rudolf: It's rain. Tosha: no I think it's snow. Rudolf: Rudolf the "red" knows rain dear.
←Rate | 08-11-2017 10:28 by *** Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't eat the green snow!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2017 14:12 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter seems more like a booty call than a three-month relationship.
←Rate | 02-11-2017 16:42 by Lewis S. Comments (0)  


   messageicon A terrible waitress asked me for a tip last night.... I said don't make snow angels at dog parks.......
←Rate | 02-10-2017 13:41 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren't there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
←Rate | 02-02-2017 18:07 Comments (0)  


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