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   messageicon it's the people who make a party awesome, not the drinks,bro
←Rate | 07-19-2012 23:37 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon always know where the remote is all it takes is one sad animal commercial to kill the mood
←Rate | 07-19-2012 23:03 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear ugly people: Stop playing hard to get, you're already hard to want
←Rate | 05-15-2012 18:46 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to Wal-Mart to buy shampoo. Spent $150 and forgot the shampoo
←Rate | 05-15-2012 18:45 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon This post is so good you will read it twice, this post is so good you just read it twice.
←Rate | 05-09-2012 18:07 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I fell down the stairs today, and may never walk again. I wasn't injured, I'm just really lazy.
←Rate | 05-08-2012 22:55 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up
←Rate | 05-02-2012 13:12 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Low battery* *Low battery* *Low battery* Well apparently you have enough battery to Remind Me every 2 seconds
←Rate | 04-30-2012 17:05 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish all a Happy Saturday!
←Rate | 04-14-2012 10:08 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon hi say 2 wanted just I that out find you when irritating very it find may you... CONFUSED?? Now read it backwards..
←Rate | 04-14-2012 10:04 by Tsparks Comments (0)  



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