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   messageicon Norwegian Cruises are offering buy 1 week get 2 free. Use promo code "CORONA"
←Rate | 03-13-2020 01:20 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ornaments are starting to droop. Yeah, time to ask Santa for new underwear.
←Rate | 12-24-2015 15:36 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ***LATEST SOCIAL MEDIA GAME~~~ Inbox me your Bank Account or Credit Card number (be sure to give me the expiration date and 3 digit security code) and I will post in my status which bill or Christmas gift I used it for. Let's play!!!
←Rate | 11-29-2015 12:35 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry about Ebola spreading in Dallas. The Cowboys have shown us that people in Dallas can't catch anything.
←Rate | 10-03-2014 10:37 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You shouldn't be buying lobster when you're on a tuna fish budget. 
←Rate | 02-23-2014 15:05 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spoiler Alert: Phillip Seymore Hoffman dies at the end of his Facebook movie.
←Rate | 02-06-2014 12:18 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Broncos should just sit on the sidelines and watch the Superbowl for the commercials like the rest of us.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:54 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wait....what if the extreme cold in America is actually just Disney’s advertising campaign for Frozen?
←Rate | 01-08-2014 12:35 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...what do you mean I can't get change from the church collection plate? I only have $20s.
←Rate | 09-29-2013 10:30 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so...it seems they announced the new Batman. Christian Bale fans have really Ben Affleckted by it.
←Rate | 08-24-2013 11:34 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  



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