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   messageicon Do beavers even know what they're doing? Or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, "Absolutely not!"
←Rate | 05-05-2021 14:37 by SmS Comments (0)  


   messageicon Betty White deserves better than to inherit this mess of a planet when we die
←Rate | 05-03-2021 12:19 by SMS Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well it was a solid 5 days. Here's to 2022! 🥂
←Rate | 01-06-2021 23:28 by SMS Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now accepting friends that live on a lake and have a boat and/or jet skis
←Rate | 06-04-2017 08:33 by Sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
←Rate | 11-23-2010 20:39 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
←Rate | 11-23-2010 20:38 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please, write your comments down on the back of a $20 dollar bill and send them to me.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 11:41 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 11:38 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 11:33 by sms Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 10:58 by sms Comments (0)  



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