samdave69 Funny Status Messages

   wonders if its politically incorrect to pour Self Raising Flour on orphan kids.....

   wonders why people fart and waste, when you can burp and taste....

   likes it when he open a document on the comp and the monitor says WORD. And I'm like, YOOO!!

   thanks his mum for teaching him TIME TRAVEL as a kid. She would always say: "straighten up or I'll knock you into next week!"

   Wonders...Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come"

   "Avatar"... returns to theaters this week, with 9 mins added to the movie. These additional minutes r very important. They explain how the blue ppl got that way by cross-breeding with Smurfs...

   just heard that Naomi Campbell walked into a library and asked for Blood Diamond. She was told "sorry dear, you're asking the wrong person, you need a Liberian!!

   finally knows why leprechauns laugh when they run...? It's because the grass tickles their nuts...

   realized that a dog is truly a mans best friend. Locked the dog and the wife in the car boot for 1hour. Guess who was happy to see me and who wasn't??

   Deja Vuvuzela - I think I've heard this buzz before....