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   messageicon Relationship Status? Facebook going down today was the first thing to go down on me in years
←Rate | 07-03-2019 23:35 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend told me "I think your brain is 80% movie clips." Without knowing what to day I started quoting Dumb and Dumber....AND TOTALY REDEEMED MYSELF!!
←Rate | 12-26-2012 17:39 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sooner or later you will see the BIG PICTURE God is painting for your life instead of just the colors He's using at the moment so dont get your panties all up in a knot
←Rate | 11-02-2012 19:51 by rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the SINGLE MEN, GEEKS and Comic Book Nerds//// You lost out on Feb. 14 Valentine's Day.....You lost out on March 14 Steak and BJ Day ....BUT today is YOUR day....HAPPY PALM SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 04-01-2012 11:53 by rob Comments (1)  


   messageicon Anyone know how to open a washing machine door from the inside?
←Rate | 12-29-2011 08:48 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks jerry springer for making my life seem normal...
←Rate | 12-05-2011 12:23 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or are Jerry Sandusky's excuses starting to sound just like Michael Jackson's excuses ?
←Rate | 11-15-2011 13:43 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Todays's game in Happy Valley will be referred to as "the Cornhuskers vs the Cornholers"
←Rate | 11-12-2011 10:13 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do they have unbearded ladies at an Italian carnival?
←Rate | 10-23-2011 20:01 by Rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow...there apparently is a front And back to male thongs.
←Rate | 10-23-2011 19:58 by Rob Comments (0)  



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