paulb808 Funny Status Messages

   yesterday my five year old Hawaiian son used the word taint and I asked him where he heard that word and he replied "Walmart"

   Penn State University.......Pedophile U

   ok....am I the only one that sings "Come on Irene" laughs then knows I shouldnt?

   This is my wish for you: Comfort on difficult days, smiles when sadness intrudes, rainbows to follow the clouds, laughter to kiss your lips, sunsets to warm your heart, hugs when spirits sag, beauty for your eyes to see, friendships to brighten your being

   "Hey Dog the Bounty Hunter!" F#CK YOU!" Sincerely Waldo

   Every 7-eleven needs a task force NOT named Punjab, Aadarsh, Aachman, Aadesh ,Aadi ,Aadidev ,Aafreen ,Aaka ,Aandaleeb to keep the slurpee machine running because this sh*t is UNACCEPTABLE.

   I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

   A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away

   Don't be a BEN brother, should have been, would have been, could have been, or might have been

   If you're wearing sweat pants either you just worked out or you've never worked out.