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   messageicon We all name our dogs....But.... Wonder what they call us .....
←Rate | 06-03-2017 17:29 by Jerry Carter Comments (1)  


   messageicon I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa....Well I think it is a scam!!! Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving!!!!
←Rate | 01-16-2017 16:57 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a late nite knock (rather hard) on the front door....Before I knew it I was flushing items down the commode.....On a side note....if you flush skittles it looks like a overhead view of NASCAR at Bristol..
←Rate | 10-11-2016 15:29 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watched some of the debate last night...I kept on waiting for someone to say "Live from New York it's Saturday Nite"!!!!! But it never happened.....
←Rate | 10-10-2016 14:16 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon After the debate last night and according to tradition we should have a long hard winter....Both Hillary and Donald saw their shadows.
←Rate | 09-27-2016 15:10 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watched the Olympics last night....I first watched competitive house remodeling, then Cooking with the nuwave oven, and finally finished the evening off with what I thought was going to be open water shark vacuuming....Olympics have sure changed...
←Rate | 08-11-2016 15:02 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon My bank account has been hacked....The hacker felt so sorry for me, he sent me a message and has started a gofundme page......
←Rate | 08-05-2016 13:17 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have an electric stove, but I prefer acoustic. The proceeding random thought was for all my musician friends........
←Rate | 07-20-2016 09:57 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon My credit score is so bad I have started receiving pre-declined credit card offers!
←Rate | 07-12-2016 16:38 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you tired of wal-mart rushing our holiday's? I can't believe it, They already have birthday cards out and it's still months away from my birthday!!!!
←Rate | 06-05-2016 08:50 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  



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