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   messageicon It's not the fall off a tall building that kills you. It's the sudden stop.
←Rate | 09-17-2018 21:31 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most all husbands lie on their tax returns by listing them self as the head of household.
←Rate | 09-17-2018 21:20 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding. After years of marriage, I find it's bad luck after the wedding as well.
←Rate | 09-16-2018 04:21 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife used to be a size eight. Now she's a figure 8.
←Rate | 09-11-2018 21:55 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a new woman's talk show called "The Woman's Talk hour." It's on weekdays from 1pm to 3:30pm.
←Rate | 08-29-2018 13:32 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is it that you have that other people use more often than you do?....... Your name :)
←Rate | 08-28-2018 20:20 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Back in the day google was the encylopedia.
←Rate | 08-28-2018 20:17 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rule #1 in marriage. If she not happy you won't be happy.
←Rate | 08-22-2018 23:41 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do gun manuals haue a trouble shooting section?
←Rate | 08-18-2018 06:05 by Jake Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why is it called mooning when you're actually showing uranus?
←Rate | 08-17-2018 01:41 by Jake Comments (0)  



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