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   messageicon Going to Wal-Mart will help build up your immune system for just about everything except Covid-19...
←Rate | 05-19-2020 16:27 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon The buttons on my clothes are starting to social distance themselves from each other...
←Rate | 04-03-2020 17:49 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would send thoughts and prayers, but I would rather vote and send better politicians...
←Rate | 05-18-2018 20:03 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are more than 7 billion people on the planet. Can we finally stop calling it the miracle of birth?
←Rate | 01-19-2018 19:51 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump should really try harder to get his message out to the younger generations, especially since one of them will eventually be his fourth wife...
←Rate | 10-21-2016 11:58 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon So North Korea only has 28 websites. Well we just have Facebook. Wait you mean there are more?
←Rate | 09-21-2016 16:54 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon The stupidest, ugliest Presidential campaign in my entire life: House of Cards meets Sharknado...
←Rate | 05-10-2016 15:20 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon So does this mean Jay-Z has 100 problems now?
←Rate | 05-03-2016 14:34 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon This election is just dragging on too long. It's like the world's longest Nicolas Cage movie...
←Rate | 05-03-2016 14:28 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll probably come off as mean when you first meet me, but after you really get to know me you'll find out that I'm actually meaner...
←Rate | 05-01-2016 22:05 by eengrms Comments (0)  



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