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   messageicon wants to know: if you went to bed with a schizophrenic, would it count as a threesome? Just asking.....
←Rate | 10-04-2010 10:38 by deithy Comments (2)  


   messageicon purchased his own Taser off the internet yesterday. In a totally unconnected incident, I've got to buy a cat to replace the neighbour's one this afternoon (and it must be identical looking)........
←Rate | 10-02-2010 12:46 by deithy Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a message to all Gingers. Let Raoul Moat be a lesson. We will find you and make it look like suicide!
←Rate | 07-16-2010 06:31 by deithy Comments (0)  


   messageicon SHOPPERS: Bored with writing lists for that weekly shop? Simply find discarded lists in trolleys/baskets, and use them! Its spiced up my life.....
←Rate | 02-07-2010 14:03 by deithy Comments (0)  


   messageicon determined to break into the Porn Industry in 2010. I'm not going to listen this time to anyone who says I'm over qualified!
←Rate | 12-31-2009 04:48 by deithy Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating Babybels at this special time of year. After all, Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without the baby cheeses.
←Rate | 12-24-2009 17:59 by deithy Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking forward to the family tradition of listening to the UK's No 1 after Xmas dinner. Can't wait to see the look on my mum's face!
←Rate | 12-23-2009 17:32 by deithy Comments (0)  


   messageicon was surprised to find a Christmas present from last year while getting the decorations out. The kids were all excited as I opened the box. What a pity it was a dead puppy
←Rate | 12-19-2009 08:17 by deithy Comments (0)  


   messageicon remembers a time when 'Binge Drinking' was simply called 'Getting Pissed'
←Rate | 12-17-2009 05:58 by deithy Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to the bookshop today to get a book about conspiracies. Guess what, there were none there. Coincidence?
←Rate | 12-15-2009 12:54 by deithy Comments (0)  



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