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   messageicon So many accidents with Hillary. I'm not even sure she still alive, maybe they're just dragging her body like in Weekend at Bernie's
←Rate | 03-16-2018 14:28 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You can't give the World to someone who's only ready for the city"
←Rate | 06-02-2014 20:22 by david Comments (0)  


   messageicon can people who are paralysed from the waist down fart?
←Rate | 04-28-2014 18:21 by david Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine."
←Rate | 04-10-2014 15:08 by david Comments (1)  


   messageicon At the end of each day, life should ask us, 'Do you want to save the changes?'
←Rate | 04-08-2014 17:09 by david Comments (0)  


   messageicon " OMG ... I would kill for another Nobel Peace Prize. " Barack Obama
←Rate | 09-06-2013 13:47 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hugo Chavez...Say hello to..Adolph Hitler/Vlad III the Impaler/Joseph Stalin/Benito Mussolini/Ivan the Terrible and your friend the.Great Antichrist...The enemy of righteousness the.prince of darkness, pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 19:17 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hugo Chavez...Hey hey my my, the evil dictator finally died..And once you're gone, you can't come back, your so welcome to satan's act!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 18:59 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please help me! The invisible spider-monkeys are trying to sequester me!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 14:18 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to Nostradamus Prophecies, Politicians can resist a Nuclear Winter, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, a direct Meteor Impact, the Jehovah's Witnesses & Mormons. But not a Sequester!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 13:56 by David Comments (0)  



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