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   messageicon i realized I was getting old today when I discovered my first grey pubic hair."Dont worry, I wasnt as freeked out as the rest of the people in the elivator", I got over it...
←Rate | 04-07-2010 18:53 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shot my first turkey yesterday. . scared the $hit out of everyone in the frozen food section... It was awsome!!!
←Rate | 03-23-2010 18:56 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon A teacher in a detriot kindergarden class asked the kids what sound does a pig make? Little Tyrone stood up and yelled FREEZE MUTHAF**KA
←Rate | 01-09-2010 00:07 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon y do women wear white on there wedding day? so the dishwasher matches the fridge and the stove;)
←Rate | 12-21-2009 17:40 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont steal, the government doesnt like competition
←Rate | 12-21-2009 09:38 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drugs have taught an entire generation of canadian kids the metric system!
←Rate | 12-21-2009 09:37 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon a man walks up to his wife with a sheep under his arm, and says.. this is the pig I sleep with when you have a headach... confused, the wife says... thats not a pig under your arm?? I wasnt talking to u, replys the man
←Rate | 12-17-2009 15:08 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael jackson hasnt been this stiff since Mucully Culkin spent the night at Neverland ranch..
←Rate | 12-17-2009 15:06 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I flip this coin, what are my chances of getting head
←Rate | 12-17-2009 15:05 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon not all women are annoying,,, some are dead
←Rate | 12-17-2009 15:04 by chronic iam Comments (0)  



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