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   messageicon You can meet 10 girls, mess with 9, talk to 8, laugh with 7, run behind 6, like 5, go out with 4, get used to 3, care about 2, but only love 1.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 00:35 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Subway: Where women make sandwiches for men without complaining.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:57 by canadian25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I got stopped by a lady doing a survey today. She said, "What household chore annoys you the most?" I said, "Having to turn down the telly to tell my wife to do the hoovering."
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:56 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a girl is in love, she offers sex. when a guy wants sex, he offers love.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:55 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did they introduce women into the police force? To keep the streets clean
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:55 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm having a problem with sexual harassment at work. There isn't any.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:54 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:54 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: "Ugh! Let me tell you about m......" Me: "Is my zipper down?" Her: ".....no..." Me: "Then why is your mouth open?
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:53 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:49 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife is like a tree She falls down after being hit repeatedly with an Axe.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:35 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you get when you toss a ball into a cage full of monkeys? NBA
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:14 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nudists need to be exposed for what they are.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:14 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon cakes 66p Upside down cakes 99p
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:13 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife said, "You always blame everyone else when things go wrong" I said.."And whose fault is that?"
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:13 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Science Question: How do stars die? Drugs normally
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:13 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chasing the American Dream does not count as excercise
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:08 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there are 3 Apples on the Table and Jamal takes 2 Apples. What colour is Jamal?
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:08 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On my laptop, sticky keys are always on.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 12:33 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 19:47 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls: just remember each morning when you put on makeup- somewhere in the world a clown is starting his day doing exactly the same thing.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 15:56 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


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