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   messageicon it true atheist children lie down and make snow corpses
←Rate | 02-12-2019 13:32 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Advice for those people who want to discuss politics tomorrow at the dinner table... Just don't
←Rate | 12-24-2018 22:06 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon My parents have been attending their own personal Ugly Christmas Sweater Party every holiday season since 1985.
←Rate | 12-15-2018 14:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it
←Rate | 12-15-2018 14:07 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any tree can be a Christmas tree if you yell at your family around it.
←Rate | 12-15-2018 13:51 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have yourself a merry little christmas sounds pretty condescending - Jennifer Lopez
←Rate | 12-15-2018 13:50 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I overheard that ABC is not cancelling Roseanne but is seamlessly going to replace Roseanne with Danny Devito
←Rate | 06-04-2018 11:29 by Zinc Comments (1)  


   messageicon Do jews celebrate labor day or do they gotta be different like usual
←Rate | 08-29-2017 23:42 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon After today there will be two kinds of people in this world: people who saw the eclipse, and people I want to talk to at parties @cbquist
←Rate | 08-21-2017 23:31 by zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the big deal about Cinco De Mayo. I've been drinking my ass off Everydayo of Mayo.
←Rate | 05-03-2017 18:29 by Zinc Comments (0)  



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