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   messageicon All females have 50 screenshoted quotes ready for when the sh*t goes down..
←Rate | 05-27-2015 19:44 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gathering game request to throw back at you!
←Rate | 08-28-2014 10:28 by wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found a fruit roll-up in my pocket this morning. Which means one of my kids has a peach flavored blunt wrap in their lunchbox..
←Rate | 12-01-2011 09:46 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be nice to your neighbors.. They're the only ones who'll know the difference between your good screams and your bad screams..Happy Halloween!
←Rate | 10-31-2011 09:41 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guess we should have been more specific about wanting a government shake up..
←Rate | 08-23-2011 17:45 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Satan called, he wants his weather back..
←Rate | 07-21-2011 09:01 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't have sex man, it leads to kissing and pretty soon you will have to start talking to her..
←Rate | 07-18-2011 14:05 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so hott, I just seen a bird blow on a worm before it ate it..
←Rate | 07-12-2011 08:25 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says your celebrating the birth of our Nation, like the smell of Gunpowder and Beer..
←Rate | 07-03-2011 12:20 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget to thank the Moms too for putting up with the Fathers all along, cause without them their wouldn't be any Dads!!
←Rate | 06-19-2011 16:36 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember as we are planing for our tomorrows, our brave soilders are giving theirs today.. Have a safe an wonderful Memorial weekend everyone!!
←Rate | 05-27-2011 09:03 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saturdays forcast: doomy with chance of rapture..
←Rate | 05-20-2011 21:07 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check... Horny campers, that's easy!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 11:02 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Cinco de drinko, Viva la tequila!!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 08:58 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope all of Osama's 72 virgins look and sound like Justin Bieber!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:40 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only Royal Crown I'm interested in at 4am is some Crown Royal..
←Rate | 04-28-2011 18:09 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sh!t it's raining, f*ck it's lightning, dammit thunder, just cussing up a storm over here..
←Rate | 04-23-2011 09:24 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know why they call it golf? Cause all the other four letter words were taken!!
←Rate | 04-23-2011 09:15 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monica Lewinsky turned 46. Seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees..
←Rate | 04-05-2011 23:53 by Wolf Comments (2)  


   messageicon Dear Mother Nature, I know you've been on the rag lately, but who lit the fuse on your tampon?!?!
←Rate | 04-04-2011 14:53 by Wolf Comments (0)  


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