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   messageicon Honestly autocorrect...I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt.
←Rate | 08-07-2013 17:30 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you Google the words 'Zerg Rush'...google will Eat the screen.
←Rate | 06-06-2013 12:41 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does Facebook even give me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm Hilarious! ...and Sexy.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 10:32 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon YOLO - You Obviously Lack Originality
←Rate | 01-18-2013 18:02 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use Real dinosaurs...
←Rate | 01-07-2013 13:18 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon Over Six Billion Dollars were spent on this Election Campaign, so that Americans can be in the exact same place they were in Before it started. Well done, America... Well. Done.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 12:10 by Vitamin N Comments (1)  


   messageicon I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: "WOW I cant believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!"...
←Rate | 08-03-2012 14:55 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, -Everyone who actually Read it.
←Rate | 07-16-2012 17:42 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon My heart goes out to all those Frustrated people who are Stuck in Traffic, on their way to the Gym to ride Stationary Bicycles...
←Rate | 06-11-2012 17:01 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon The ability to get Pregnant is a Genetic trait. Scientific evidence shows that if your Parents never had any Children then neither will you...
←Rate | 03-20-2012 17:04 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  



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