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   messageicon it's the people who make a party awesome, not the drinks,bro
←Rate | 07-19-2012 23:37 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon always know where the remote is all it takes is one sad animal commercial to kill the mood
←Rate | 07-19-2012 23:03 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Success is like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own
←Rate | 06-13-2012 19:58 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear ugly people: Stop playing hard to get, you're already hard to want
←Rate | 05-15-2012 18:46 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to Wal-Mart to buy shampoo. Spent $150 and forgot the shampoo
←Rate | 05-15-2012 18:45 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon This post is so good you will read it twice, this post is so good you just read it twice.
←Rate | 05-09-2012 18:07 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I fell down the stairs today, and may never walk again. I wasn't injured, I'm just really lazy.
←Rate | 05-08-2012 22:55 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up
←Rate | 05-02-2012 13:12 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Low battery* *Low battery* *Low battery* Well apparently you have enough battery to Remind Me every 2 seconds
←Rate | 04-30-2012 17:05 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish all a Happy Saturday!
←Rate | 04-14-2012 10:08 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon hi say 2 wanted just I that out find you when irritating very it find may you... CONFUSED?? Now read it backwards..
←Rate | 04-14-2012 10:04 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:44 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why post a picture on Facebook with the caption 'OMG I'm sooooooo ugly or fat' and then get annoyed when I agree?
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:38 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:34 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think I could ever stab someone, I mean lets be honest I can barely get the straw in a Capri Sun
←Rate | 04-08-2012 01:24 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dropped my wallet today & a homeless guy chased me down to give it back. I was so moved I took out all of my money & gave him a free wallet.
←Rate | 03-08-2012 11:58 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will be running in a 0.25 mile run in support of people with attention deficit disorder (aka Kardashin Dash)
←Rate | 02-24-2012 17:14 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't wait for Breaking Dawn Part 2, as Bella and Edward get hunted down by Blade! Perhaps that's just wishful thinking
←Rate | 02-24-2012 17:13 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that If I were a Jedi, I'd have long frizzy hair, red leather pants, and lots of attitude.. and I'd go by Obi-wan Bon Jovi
←Rate | 02-24-2012 17:11 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2010: You're only cool if you have silly bands. 2011: Planking is the bomb! 2012: Let's go choke on cinnamon
←Rate | 02-23-2012 01:53 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


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