Tommy Chevelle Funny Status Messages

   You should never judge a person by how clean the inside of their microwave is.

   All day I've been getting calls from the number "1"... I finally answered it and NO ONE was there.

   How the hell do hundreds of male Smurfs live with only ONE female smurf? It's no wonder they're BLUE!

   One of the hardest things I ever had to do as a kid was OPEN a Band-Aid with a cut finger... using a stupid red string.

   Apparently, you no longer have to be 21 to consume Budweiser!

   We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies... and idiots!

   Hi, I'm Tom Bodet for Motel 6. We'll leave the LYSOL.

   I'll never forget the awesome feeling in kindergarten when I had the largest box of crayons with the sharpener.

   You know you're getting old when the faster you move... the more you forget!

   I'm glad that "worchestershire" isn't a word we have to use everyday! I would appear retarded.