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   messageicon I'm doing the KFC Bucket Challenge!
←Rate | 08-16-2014 00:33 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Former Olympic Skater Nancy Kerrigan was arrested today on a DUI.....She blew 8.6, 7.8, 5.6, 6.7 and the cop.
←Rate | 08-04-2012 22:11 by The Fred Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Paterno's doctors also said they wish they could have done more.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 12:37 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sending my regards to Seal. Hopefully, this won't scar him for life.
←Rate | 01-21-2012 19:09 by The Fred Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between Penn State and the State Penn??? Sandusky will be catching not pitching!
←Rate | 11-16-2011 01:17 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can we get some National Guardsmen from the Kent State area to Penn State ASAP?
←Rate | 11-10-2011 06:52 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon It makes sense that Cain can't recognize these women, since at the time he was pushing their heads down to his crotch.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 06:03 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon its National Coming Out Day. What ever you do don't take that call from Grandma. Trust Me on this.
←Rate | 10-11-2011 19:14 by the FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon My family was too poor to buy hooked on fonics.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 03:16 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon like a good neighbor, state farm I there...with halle berry butt naked feeding me peeled grapes!
←Rate | 03-03-2011 09:49 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is National Facebook Unfriend Day. I hope you make it to tomorrow as my friend. I just want you to know I'm pulling for you.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 00:29 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm watching extreme makeover: home edition in an attempt to invoke an emotion response from my cold and numb soul.
←Rate | 11-07-2010 20:44 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon illegal touching, number 7 Offense.
←Rate | 10-17-2010 14:23 by The Fred Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do I set my Lazer Printer to Stun?
←Rate | 08-27-2010 10:01 by The FRED Comments (2)  


   messageicon Fat bottomed girls, You make the rockin' world go round.
←Rate | 06-15-2010 01:22 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon For the Mean girl who cut me off, gave me the finger & rolled down your window just to call me A-hole. Next time you should think before you act. You were pulling into your Driveway. Now you have Egg on your face & your car & your house. =)
←Rate | 06-15-2010 01:17 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon why does ben rothlisberger cry after sex? ... because the pepper spray hurts so much.
←Rate | 04-25-2010 02:40 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look down ur shirt and spell ATTIC.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 23:57 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon My safe word is blueberry pancakes. Whoops! this isn't MySpace.
←Rate | 04-19-2010 23:43 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like fat girls, they need lovin' too. Unfortunately most Guys won't repost this.
←Rate | 04-18-2010 22:43 by The FRED Comments (0)  


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