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   messageicon I turn the music louder so I won't hear my thoughts, but it's stupid because the lyrics remind me of what I'm trying to forget. 
←Rate | 07-10-2012 21:04 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon 12/21/12 falls on a Friday. Looks like the world's had enough of Rebecca Black.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 10:45 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon "It's impossible," said pride. "It's risky," said experience. "It's pointless," said reason. "Give it a try," said the heart.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 23:00 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cheating is a choice... Not a mistake.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 22:57 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let him ruin your life, he already ruined your mascara
←Rate | 08-10-2011 14:20 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cell phones should have the option to change "airplane mode" to "drunk mode" that way your drunk texts never leave your phone.
←Rate | 07-27-2011 11:35 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook : Scrolling down your newsfeed & thinking : "Don't care." "Whore" "Your life sucks" "Song lyrics" "Needs a therapist"
←Rate | 07-14-2011 13:17 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second 'the'.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:37 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two things define your Personality, The way you manage things when you have nothing. The way you behave when you have everything.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:33 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Everyday I'm shufflin!' Wait no, except on Fridays. I gotta get down on Fridays.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:28 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Difference between promises and memories? We break promises, and our memories break us.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:25 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:23 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when a shower only has two options, either 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 20:13 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon In RELATIONSHIP status they should add "Flirtationship"- more than a friendship, less than a relationship
←Rate | 07-05-2011 20:07 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?
←Rate | 07-01-2011 15:39 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst kind of human contact is "eye contact through that crack in a bathroom stall when you're pulling up your pants" contact.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:55 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop chasing him. Stop turn around and see who's chasing you
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:50 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wish I was a white crayon , So no one could use me
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:47 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you notice "racecar" backwards is a "racecar"
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:32 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like going to McDonald's and asking for an application. Then I crumble it up and yell "HA! Like I'd work here. Get me a chocolate shake."
←Rate | 06-30-2011 23:18 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


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