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   messageicon She will always remember this as the day she almost caught captain Jack Sparrow
←Rate | 06-02-2022 09:01 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please don't tell China I know all kinds of Super Secret Stuff! They might send one of those Hot Chinese Spies to Work me Over!
←Rate | 12-10-2020 20:03 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you everyone ! In celebration of my birthday today - l will match any cash donations given to me.
←Rate | 12-07-2020 11:27 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why am I sleeping on the couch? well lets put it this way she caught me talking on the phone last night and it was not Jake from State farm
←Rate | 09-11-2020 01:52 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well the pandemic unemployment is coming to an end here shortly so guess it’s time to get back to work, all these companies are all after me so shouldn’t be hard - electric company, fuel company, telephone company
←Rate | 07-20-2020 11:03 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever stole my glasses you WILL be sorry, I have contacts!
←Rate | 04-25-2020 09:37 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Deluxe never used 2020 planner - super cheap!
←Rate | 04-03-2020 15:49 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Weird, thousands of people working from home getting paychecks and not a single one has called in sick all week.
←Rate | 03-27-2020 21:07 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if it was April fools of next year when someone finally reveals to you the self quarantine ended 11 months ago.
←Rate | 03-20-2020 11:44 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m famous someone took a picture of me it went virus
←Rate | 10-06-2019 19:24 by Smeebert Comments (0)  



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