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   messageicon giggles everytime I see a "no shoes, no shirt, no service" sign. I am guessing that they don't care if you come in bare a$$ed?
←Rate | 05-04-2010 10:36 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon worried that my latest Salvation Army donatin will have tons of women homeless women looking like sluts from the 90's...
←Rate | 05-02-2010 17:34 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's 3 year old daughter has shown herself to be a real woman. She has no interest in baseball and had no interest in Daddie until baseball came on.
←Rate | 04-15-2010 19:24 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon America is only the land of the free for people who have lots of money.
←Rate | 04-09-2010 23:07 by QueenBee404 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Old Macdonald had an agricultural real-estate tax abatement...
←Rate | 04-07-2010 09:11 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon working on my taxes and has come to the conclusion that taxation WITH respresentation is not that great either...
←Rate | 04-07-2010 00:00 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon an alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:54 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:50 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why if vegetarian food is so great, everything they make is "turkey flavored" this or "chicken flavored" that.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:48 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw a car today that had a sticker that said "Americans never forget". Then I remembered that Hiliary Clinton is Secretary of State so obviously we do...
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:43 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Farmville? Fishville? I want to play Margaritaville. All I need is: 1800 Tequila, a pop-top and a woman to blame. But if I don't get them, I know it is my own damn fault.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:41 by QueenBee404 Comments (1)  


   messageicon to all of my FB friends: I love you all and you are fabulous! Except for you #78; you are just an ass. You know who you are so don't even try to fake the funk...
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:38 by QueenBee404 Comments (3)  


   messageicon for every husband who says that his wife cannot take a joke, he should remember that she took him...
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:30 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why I can put my "two cents in" but I only get "a penny for my thoughts." I suspect I might be getting ripped off...
←Rate | 04-06-2010 23:21 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that the legalization of marijuana for medicinal purposes should have been part of the Health Care Bill. I could then have developed a serious case of anal glaucoma and I would be too stoned to care about all the money this is going to cost us.
←Rate | 03-25-2010 23:58 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if at first you don't succeed, you will never make it to second.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 17:02 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you follow your heart, you will eventually end up in your chest cavity.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 17:01 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that Obama may just get into the Guiness Book of World records for "Most People Screwed in a Single Day"...
←Rate | 03-23-2010 17:47 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if I get stopped for speeding in a Toyota can I tell the officer I had a "Prius-exisiting condition?"
←Rate | 03-16-2010 21:35 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why is it that when someone wants to give me advice they "put their two cents in" but I only get "a penny for my thoughts". Where is that second penny going? I think I might be getting ripped off...
←Rate | 03-16-2010 09:57 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


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