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   messageicon Weekly I confine my exercises to jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck. I have already lost at least 3 friends....
←Rate | 08-11-2015 19:51 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: The Groundhog is wanted in 25 states stretching from the east coast!~
←Rate | 02-22-2015 17:26 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A couple got married at a Mental Institution recently ..kind of crazy?
←Rate | 02-11-2015 23:51 by oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When are Levi's going away with "Shrink to Fit jeans" to my style..."Stretched to Fit"?
←Rate | 01-27-2015 20:09 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon BORED so Pretending to water my fake plants.....
←Rate | 01-14-2015 20:25 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think America will get so LAZY that we will have "Spray on pants."
←Rate | 01-14-2015 20:25 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have the new Weight Watchers fridge...At midnight my fridge no longer lights up inside. My Flashlight is also out of batteries!~~THE END TO MIDNIGHT SNACKS!~
←Rate | 01-14-2015 20:16 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss the old days when everyone had the same RING tone.
←Rate | 12-27-2014 01:20 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon To see my family over the holidays I have an appointment book. Just so there is no fender benders.......
←Rate | 12-21-2014 18:19 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey let me give a gift that will take a week to put together. I have included the manual and a DVD....Have Fun
←Rate | 12-21-2014 18:19 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will put my phone down when you put yours down....Ready set.....Wait Someone is calling
←Rate | 12-14-2014 19:50 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter this Sunday....The one day where I can say "I am putting all my EGGS in one basket!
←Rate | 04-17-2014 00:43 by oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The moon is so red tonight......oh wait my eyes are just blood shot....
←Rate | 04-15-2014 00:17 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am convinced that Kellogg's works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
←Rate | 02-21-2014 22:44 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon People that look through other peoples medicine cabinets? WEIRD!~~ I would like to look through their fridge.
←Rate | 01-16-2014 20:26 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some days for me it's like I start off making an omelette but in the end it all ends up scrambled eggs......
←Rate | 01-16-2014 20:26 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just anounced if you own a MAC you can now access the Obamacare website
←Rate | 11-19-2013 21:42 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a new Flu Shot for the Window 8 computers
←Rate | 11-18-2013 00:31 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Personal Foul......Holding.......and Unsportsmanlike Conduct Sorry I get very competitive at "All You Can Eat Buffets."
←Rate | 10-20-2013 00:55 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If our Government shuts down how much Electricity will we save?
←Rate | 10-01-2013 10:27 by Oregon Comments (0)  


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