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   messageicon They should put Harriet Tubman on the EBT card instead
←Rate | 04-22-2016 15:52 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon And if Hillary wins the election it won't be the first time in history that a criminal moves into public housing vacated by a black family.
←Rate | 04-18-2016 20:50 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon Kidney stones, Hemorrhoids, Syphilis, or President...None I want to feel the Burn
←Rate | 04-09-2016 09:36 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging people by their race and sex is wrong, I wish you privileged white males would get that!
←Rate | 04-07-2016 05:45 by MWC Comments (2)  


   messageicon Clinton says "How high do you have to build a wall to keep out the internet?" She's nuts comparing the internet to illegal immigrants. God help us.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 05:24 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon FREE HARLEY DAVIDSON; When you purchase a tee-shirt for $40.000
←Rate | 03-21-2016 18:19 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon I found out that middle age is were you finally get your head together and then your body starts falling apart
←Rate | 03-19-2016 06:03 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I lost my mood ring....I'm not sure how I feel about that.
←Rate | 03-02-2016 05:32 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?...Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
←Rate | 02-28-2016 08:23 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Desperado has a Peaceful Easy Feeling in the Hotel California...R.I.P. Glenn
←Rate | 01-18-2016 18:10 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mother
←Rate | 01-09-2016 08:15 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon A daughter asked her mother how to spell pinus, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
←Rate | 01-09-2016 08:12 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon Are you butt dailing, cause I swear that a$$ is calling me
←Rate | 10-25-2015 16:37 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I live with fear every day.....sometimes she lets me go fishing!
←Rate | 10-08-2015 05:21 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know the ZZ Top song, Sharp Dressed Man? I stop singing after "every girls crazy"
←Rate | 10-07-2015 16:24 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Statistics Show That Criminals Commit Less Crime After They’ve Been Shot
←Rate | 10-04-2015 10:48 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon the Pope is in America with Obama and Hillary Clinton. if they don't walk into a bar, it's all for nothing!
←Rate | 09-24-2015 14:44 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 out of every 3 Obama supporters are as stupid as the other two
←Rate | 09-15-2015 04:06 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon With all the seriousness going on in the world, its imperative I let you know that a sex addict can always beat his addiction
←Rate | 09-14-2015 20:06 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates it when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I do not want to go to your cat's birthday party, FREAK!...My dog is getting married
←Rate | 08-15-2015 07:13 by MWC Comments (1)  


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