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   messageicon Jeremiah quickly learned that as long as he had wine, some mighty fine wine, he would always have a friend.
←Rate | 06-13-2013 21:46 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lysdexicia at meeting 8pm sharp today.
←Rate | 05-29-2013 15:52 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like to know exactly what makes the topless protesters mad enough to protest topless so we can do more of it.
←Rate | 05-29-2013 13:05 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am totally lacking the "zippity" part of my "do dah day."
←Rate | 05-28-2013 10:56 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not impatient...I just don't like to wait.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 16:35 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I lost my mood ring and now I don’t know how I feel about that.
←Rate | 03-04-2013 16:09 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon The number of people killed because alcohol is easily offset by the number of people conceived because of alcohol.
←Rate | 02-27-2013 21:37 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon To my wonderful niece; when you tell people I am the "funny uncle" could you please make sure you mention that you mean "ha ha" funny and not "(⊙_⊙)" funny...people are starting to give me the stink eye. :-/
←Rate | 02-25-2013 17:34 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Diamonds for sale....$50 million shipment just in.
←Rate | 02-19-2013 10:36 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wife says; "If your fantasy is to have 2 women in bed you cn forget it because I won't do it!" Me; "You wasn't one of the two in the fantasy anyway so, I am good with that." Wife; (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
←Rate | 02-19-2013 10:29 by MG Comments (0)  



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